snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

buttcaptain:

lolzpicx:

Nooooo

NO NO NO NO NO. 

buttcaptain:

lolzpicx:

Nooooo

NO NO NO NO NO. 

arsenickittenip:

Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!

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“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.

In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience

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hazelcoulson:

whitelightningreplies:

balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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NOPE

NOT RISKING IT

this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me

Wut.